'Reno Jackson'


 * Reno_Jackson_promo.jpg"Reno Jackson needs a Reno Napson."

The really-real Reno Jackson is not really the really-real Reno Jackson. Any intelligent member of the Winds with a passing interest in Hearthstone could tell you that the man is a caricature of the Explorers' League, drummed up in a marketing meeting to increase interest in an ever-dulling profession based on digging in small areas repeatedly for an elongated period of time.

Sally Cinderspark is not one of those members. She had mistakenly paid a washed-up, alcoholic Gilnean performer that was getting by with acting as Reno Jackson for children's parties to lead the group, satisfied with his appeareance and 'resume'. Taldarick Reynolds, an avid Hearthstone player himself, immediately recognized the booze-breathed wash-up as a phony, and steeled himself between the man and the Winds' plans.

With Sally thoroughly convinced she'd hired the Real Reno Jackson to lead the Winds on an expedition through a spooky set of troll ruins, the hapless Trade Baron had no choice but to follow through on his offer of ADVENTURE!, especially when there was already a deposit put down on his 'services'.

One trek through a jungle, fighting-of-living-ruins, bog-beast destruction and ghostly sapta adventure later, 'Reno' went through arguably the worst mid-life crisis and revamping anyone in Azeroth would ever see, utterly reinvigorated and proud of his ability to not completely eat it while punching incorporeal troll spirits.

He was last seen in the basement of a snake sapta producing facility, foregoing any portals outward to gorge himself on literal snake-juice and bad commemorative memoribilia-level junk food.